Hey fellow Americans! Are you ready to make a difference in the world? WE THE PEOPLE have the power to create a more perfect union and it starts with becoming spiritual money launderers. I know that may seem a bit strange, but bear with me.

Think about the concept of tithing, where you give 10% of your earnings to your community of faith. We're taking that concept and turning it into something bigger and even better. We're creating a spiritual money laundering country, the first of its kind in the world! This means taking money that may not have been doing good things and turning it into money that not just does good but actually does great things in the world. Let's take back our power and make our money a force for good!

It's time to consciously think about our transactions and the merchants we use. Are we using our values or just going for convenience? Let's support local businesses and companies that align with our values. Have you ever thought about the employees at your local Starbucks? Are they happy and able to unionize? Let's make conscious choices that align with our values to start creating a better world.

I believe we're already spiritual money launderers, we just need to do it more consciously. For example, a grandmother giving her granddaughter money to pursue her dreams is a beautiful act of spiritual money laundering. Or how about Carrol vs Trump? Five million of his supporters' money was spiritually laundered into created a better world just like that! 

Money is not evil, it's how we use it that matters. Let's remember the love of God and use our money for good. Treat your money with respect, it's a self-governing act to use it as you see fit. If enough of us catch this wave, we can triumphantly succeed and make a big difference in the world!